Is it true?

That you used to tryst with Culpepper in the bathroom? I heard it was the only place you could get any privacy!

See, good Queen Howard was truly intelligent after all! What a good idea!

After all, we do only tend to bathe once a year and so it makes a bathroom quite a waste of valuable royal apartment space.

Alas, I fear your question may remain un-answered as we currently lack a Katherine Howard.

I do hope she hath eloped with Master Culpepper ahead of her marriage to father. Twud be good if at least one of us got to be with her true love.

* chuckles to self *
My dear Ladies, You underestimate me.

I believe my most merry of times tooke place in the kitchen.

The kitchen? Maybe if you'd spent more time with the King you would have gotten pregnant, instead of trysting with pretty boys in the Bathroom!

* smiles lightly *

Are you intent to shame myself?
The king and I... let say we are rather close, I do not mean this as simply hearts, if thou understands.
         

*laughs under her breath*