A Lion, two Queens and a Wardrobe

Anne Boleyn is drugged in my closet, because she locked herself in there, because I got my guards because she was trying to convince me to go to AA meetings. Now Elizabeth's spy-master is sitting her in the chambers of a man who I was getting drunk and just asked if he loved me ...


*Pinches myself*.

Thank-you my lady, let us all take our tea and berries in my more comfortable Scots apartments. Tis too long since I hath held a good tea party complete with mind alterring berries.

*Walsingham motions for them to follow him and leave Richard and Marie to their little games. He hath no intention of inviting either of them to his tea party til they've stopped telling the truth to each other.*

*Walsingham would like to point out that he is not technically in Richard's chambers, he ist peering through a trap door in room beyond the little door which is beyond the big door in Richard's walk in closet*

*To Marie* Perhaps we culdst slip out?

*To Richard* How much have you drunk to make you think I'm going to do that? Besides I'm not sure you can walk *Pokes Richard in the chest to see if he'll fall over*.

(OOC: Out peeps. Be back in a few).

Oh Sir Francis take my hand and help me out of here. I am afraid I am too disoriented and I do not feel well, I think I may need to klay down, oh the room is spinning so and I am so confused. Please help me sire.

(OOC Alice/Anne is going to bed)

Oh God, I had the strangest dream and you were both in it and there was a magical closet and a faun and magical berries, oh my head hurts!

FINI